Leo - April 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Not many days go by without some person who knows you dropping to their knees and worshiping the ground in front and saying "We are not worthy." This will continue this month and well into the foreseeable future.

Leo is the only star sign that almost rhymes with Hero, and there is a reason for this: Saturn loves ya baby! and has your back in all heroic endeavours you choose, or those that are chosen for you by others. There is nothing you cannot do, nothing you cannot sing and nothing you cannot achieve to budget and on time.

Cataclysm or cataclysmic may be the words your are looking for in a crossword or word puzzle on the 10th.

An old man is determined to show you a thing or two about a thing or two when it comes to water pursuits after lunch on the 21st.

 

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