Irritation and irritants are the watchwords throughout your
Gemininian April. Mohair, itchy moustaches and greasy food
will all collide on your celestial irritation chart to provoke
you into action...
your fist on glass tables not hard enough to go through them,
slamming doors just enough so that they bang but don't fall
off the wall hinges, and screaming at the top of your voice
but without scaring small children or babies, are in prospect.
month you are at a 5% chance of being slapped in the face
with a wet fish for some reason or other.
destiny wears the tight shorts of an overeager teenage cheerleader.