Capricorn are the saint and sinner sign. Critics of the planets, of which there are surprisingly a large number, say this is just horoscopists hedging their bets. But on the positive side it means that you are free to be both a goody two-shoes and a complete bastard in the blink of an eye, or even you can force someone else to blink their eye for you if you are particularly evil. That's the beauty of being Capricorn!

This month whichever lifestyle, that of hero or villain, you have chosen, you will exceed expectations in all parameters that can measure such 'success'.

Skulduggery and pirating on the mainland are particularly well starred, especially on Wednesday afternoons well into the third quarter of 2009.

This month, your destiny is flat on its back in a sunny grassy field.