Is it possible that a small heirloom you have forgotten about but is in the back of a cupboard or drawer, is set to make this month zing with interplanetary supernatural well being? The answer in short is yes...

Neptune is attempting to provide you with war time, or at least 1930's-40's type money saving tip advice and the use of old artefacts from relatives past is a neat way of getting the advice across on your plane of reality and at the same time has a good prospect of scaring the willies out of you if it all goes wrong. Beware old cigarette lighters, pendants of goats, and pearly things until well into dusk of the 27th.

Your use of expletives is set to increase 5% this month as Saturn hyperventilates.

Your destiny will take the form of a pudding filled with raisins but not sultanas.