Aquarius - April 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Uranus has a problem this month. If looked at from afar, all looks to be well in the celestial heavens. But it isn't. Uranus is troubled and because of this all is not well for Aquarius everywhere.

Uranus's problems are many and varied and all of them will determine your life in some way this month. Credit difficulties, debit difficulties, short selling, long selling, fat selling and drop selling are all badly starred.

Driving North to South, but not South to North, is very well starred this month so those on a Northerly one way journey are in for a treat, those going the other way will be bowed by problems and planetary pummellings.

This month your destiny will be like tepid potatoes left in the saucepan water after boiling.


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