Virgo - September 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Complex cloud formations in the sky are set to make this month zing with intrigue. This when coupled with a newly discovered penchant for eating meringue and Crème fraîche under big fluffy clouds will delightfully align the great outdoors with high cuisine deserts in a rare concurrence you have the moon and Jupiter to thank.

A contract for a software product that you blasély ticked 'agree' to in 1994 but didn't read thoroughly is set to come back to haunt you this month. Try to settle the litigation for under $5000 and you will be a winner.

This month your destiny wears the galoshes of an old fisherman.

 
 

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