Your repeated, increasingly hysterical, recommendations to a local catholic priest that he should perform an exorcism on a foul swearing, between the legs crucifix stabbing, green phlegm spitting, woman who lives next door will continue to dominate most of the coming month. The woman is not possessed by the devil in any way, she just likes to swear and curse like this - it's a sign of the times for which the planets are all to blame.

A bowl of fruit and an inquisitive squirrel are set to collide spectacularly in a sub-Chinese Olympics fireworks display type exploding fashion (but all over the place and at erratic times).

This month your destiny wears the cut of a handsome mans jib.