Sagittarius - September 2008 - Funny Horoscope

A prolonged sneezing fit is set to have a profound effect on your social life this month, with a new friend lost after a mix-up over a man-sized tissue you assumed was just lying there on the table for general use. Apologies to the owner of the tissue, in which you sneezed around forty times, phlegmned five times and then wiped your fingers on, will fall on deaf ears.

Stuffed and cuddly toys will serve their purpose this month, or they may not - ask Pluto for assistance using the method of the tea leaves.

This month your destiny is stubbornly keeping to its story.

 
 

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