Pisces - September 2008 - Funny Horoscope

This month you will be drawn to horses in all of their forms. This includes finding out what the difference is (if any) between the horsey terms: 'cantering', 'paddocks', 'galloping', 'How many hands high?', 'Whooee!', 'NeeYYYyyy' and 'standing still'.

Attempts at frivolity with a local government official will have its desired effect but only until 6pm on the 7th after which Mercury and Jupiter will scupper your daring plans.

This month your destiny is the same as Capricorn's.

 
 

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