Libra - September 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Your personal Olympic medal haul last month was below your ambitious expectations, but you should console yourself with the thought that your country did quite well, considering.

Frisbees are well starred as are plastic party plates when thrown in a Frisbee style.

Nothing should be done about that mysterious knocking sound coming from above your bedroom, even though it affects your sleeping pattern. This is so that Mars can 'negotiate' a better deal from your favorite builder who is currently charging an exorbitant fee for similar work in your neighborhood - yes, the term 'negotiate' is a euphemism and it will not end well for him if he stubbornly refuses to drop his prices.

This month your destiny wears the clogs of a mad Dutch painter.

 
 

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