Leo - September 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Your life expectancy is set to increase by 6 months this month after Jupiter and Mars initiate a devious plan. Don't worry, you don't have to do anything - and whatever you do don't start any new exercise plan, stop smoking or eat healthily.

Leaves, either from trees, bushes or plants, are set to invite you into a colorful Alice in Wonderland type situation involving potions and talking white rabbits. Beware fungi in all of its forms.

This month your destiny wears the smile of a knowingly benevolent elderly bearded gray haired man.

 
 

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