Gemini - September 2008 - Funny Horoscope

A hottest chili-in-your-country eating contest, in which you have inadvertently become involved, will end badly - ensure enough bottled oxygen and plenty of water to drink is on hand. Jupiter, who inspired this event, will be out for much of the rest of the month whilst the repercussions of this ill advised contest play out.

Skydiving is particularity badly starred this month, this includes all flights on budget domestic airlines.

A jig, a dance or possibly even an involuntary muscular spasm will enhance this month in ways difficult to imagine.

This month your destiny is in charge of fried food.

 
 

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