Cancer - September 2008 - Funny Horoscope

You have always found catch phrases trite and annoying, but this month Saturn will conspire with Mercury in an attempt for you to create and use your own catch phrase in everyday life as if you have strangely just become the host of a popular quiz show.

Fruits with pit's in are strangely starred this month and the charts are completely indecipherable when it comes to seedless grapes - take your chances. Caution should be taken in any attempt at eating cherries, and pomegranates, although peaches and nectarines do not seem to pose any immediate hazard.

This month your destiny has a new hair style.

 
 

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