When out for a walk on the 7th you will be startled by approaching headlights and inadvertently invent a new modelling pose that is set to revolutionise modelling in these post apocalyptic financial times. Get some pictures taken as soon as possible and copyright them before someone in the industry capitalises on your discovery.

Farm animals are set to provide you with considerable joy, especially cows and pigs.

This month your destiny wears the underpants of George W Bush.