Pouty lips are set to inspire you into action at times this month in ways too numerous to list - beware sexy adverts, especially on posters or billboards, until after the 18th.

Also beware an overly enthusiastically licky dog from the 21st of the month up until the cock crows on the 27th. If you don't have a cock that crows in your neighbourhood then estimate when this would be, probably around an hour before day break.

This month your suitcases are packed, but you have nowhere to go.