Taurus - October 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Pouty lips are set to inspire you into action at times this month in ways too numerous to list - beware sexy adverts, especially on posters or billboards, until after the 18th.

Also beware an overly enthusiastically licky dog from the 21st of the month up until the cock crows on the 27th. If you don't have a cock that crows in your neighbourhood then estimate when this would be, probably around an hour before day break.

This month your suitcases are packed, but you have nowhere to go.

 
WHAT YOUR STAR SIGN SAYS ABOUT YOU... MORE COMEDY FROM theVoiceofReason.com
 

This feature is brought to you by theVoiceofReason.com

© theVoiceofReason.com 2000 onwards
 
Other Horoscopes for this month
Mar 20 - Apr 19
Apr 20 - May 19
May 20 - Jun 20
Jun 21 - Jul 21
Jul 22 - Aug 22
Aug 23 - Sept 21
Sept 22 - Oct 22
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Jan 20 - Feb 17
Feb 18 - Mar 19