Scorpio - October 2008 - Funny Horoscope

You will finally get the opportunity to discover who would actually win in a race between a tortoise and a hare this month after Pluto is caught off guard.

Calls from President Bush for you to stop spending on your credit card will make headlines in your area. He's not talking to just you of course - overspending Scorpios do have a lot to answer for in the current economic credit crisis, however.

This month your destiny is not sure about a coat you own.

 
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