Pisces - October 2008 - Funny Horoscope

The term 'Space, the final frontier' is set to enter into your reality this month as Jupiter plants an idea in your head concerning the Big Bang. You will not be able to get this idea out of your head until you doodle a complex mathematical formula on a napkin just like that kid did in Good Will Hunting - be sure to throw your jottings away as the planets don't want to give any hints to scientists working on the Universal Theory Of Everything.

A small squeaky-sqwarky pet is trying to tell you something. Re watch the Lassie films if you are unsure how to communicate with animals.

This month your destiny is like a fly buzzing around the room looking for a place to rest.

 
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