Leo - October 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Halitosis and 'hot food mouth pong', are set to indicate to you who your real friends are this month. The planets favour choosing those who like chilli and red peppers, and would prefer that you avoid garlic eaters at least while the current international financial uncertainties persist.

Try as you might, Suduko will continue to be a complete mystery to you this month as the planets conspire to make you try your first Suduko puzzle on the only one in the newspaper that has an error on it. That's right, try as hard as you like it just won't work out. Give up and try again in November, or give up and never try again, it's up to you.

This month your destiny wears the stockings of a confused monk.

 
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