Gemini - October 2008 - Funny Horoscope

A sauna is not really the place to discover what Saturn has in store for you this month, so make sure that the towel is wrapped around your waist as tightly as possible...

Juniper berries, fig and palm leaves, are all biblical age icons that will serve to mystify you, especially when Mercury gets in on the act around the 24th.

A financial crisis, or maybe just a lost bank book, will make this month exciting in a once in a lifetime kind of way or at least since the Great Depression depending on your age.

This month your destiny gets the hiccups.

 
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