Flipping a small chocolate off your nose and then catching it in your mouth and eating it is about to set you in the good graces of a young child, or possibly a new career in the circus.

Jupiter, Neptune and Saturn are all determined to influence a masseuse who has an unquenchable desire to touch your body in all the places they tell you about in masseuse school. At first you may find these approaches beguiling, but that is only Pluto influencing your judgement. You will also consider that it sounds strange that more than one 'masseuse' is called 'masseuses', preferring your own made up term 'massusi'.

This month your favoured disco dance involves back popping.