Aries - October 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Your until recently profitable Wall Street brokerage firm has had a poor few months, but the bailout money from the taxpayer you are due will come in handy. Thank Mercury and Saturn's influence over Congress for this.

Stop worrying about things you have no control over - your Russian Kopeck denominated matched bargain arbitrage derivative treaty with Commerzbank in Germany will pay out in barrow-loads eventually. Be patient!

Saturn has become adamant that you must now change your hairstyle after months of dithering.

Your destiny is in a state of flux until well into November.

 
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