Aquarius - October 2008 - Funny Horoscope

A bad nights sleep will bring rewards that initially may appear to you in the form of sweating, loss of breath, a bad headache, heart palpitations, chest pains, or worse. Whatever you do do not phone for medical assistance, it's just the planets trying to make contact with you.

Another sign, in the form of a rose or any flower with thorns, will also appear, as Saturn tries to be helpful.

Chess, Monopoly or Ludo are well starred. As are your chances of successfully beating youngsters through the method of cheating at these games. Challenge them to a game for money, and now might be the time to deliver your 'life's not fair' lesson...

This month your destiny wears the spurs of a desperate cowboy from the 1950's.

 
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