Virgo - November 2008 - Funny Horoscope

An arms out wide, head back and a loud musical voice from your lips, will greet the 1st of the month. This will set the scene for the following 30 days which will be one of the most musical you have ever known.

Singing, dancing and backward somersaults landing on your feet with the look of "Hey what did you expect, I'm a cool dude" will pepper this month like none before.

Spicy foods on the 6th should be avoided unless eating in a south easterly direction.

This month your destiny is prone to blackouts at unforeseen moments. Beware when riding a horse.

 
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