Scorpio - November 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Apples are 'largely' starred especially in ice cream this month, which may be a new favour for all we know. It is certainly a rare flavour for us non ice cream connoisseurs. Does apple ice cream taste as much like vomit as orange ice cream does? Only Jupiter's flavoursome secret will be revealed to adventurous Scorpios around 8:12 pm on the 21st of the month.

Creases in trousers are set to go spectacularly awry from the 4th after Neptune's attention is drawn to ironing in all of its forms. It may be that the days of ironing trousers solely in the direction of up and down are numbered for Scorpio's everywhere.

This month a question that you asked a teacher in your final year at school will be finally answered in an unexpected way.

 
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