Pisces - November 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Fast movement in water is starred this month, but it is difficult to see what the stars have in mind. Either it means you are driving in a fast motorboat in some kind of spy movie chase sequence type way, you are participating in some sort of water based swimming race, or maybe you just drop something in the shower - as I said it is difficult to read your celestial charts this month. Either way to be forewarned is to be forearmed they say, so keep your water goggles in your back pocket from between 12th to 24th, and check behind before you bend down in the shower.

An argument involving wood could escalate in any home improvement venture.

This month your destiny is absent.

 
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