Libra - November 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Your recently discovered glamorous lifestyle will be beset with helicopter travel, jet travel and pampering to an almost opulent degree. Try the chocolates in the golden shiny paper, mmmmh, they are really quite special.

Foot massages are badly starred around the 7th mainly because of your Jupiter inspired nervous reaction of kicking out violently when someone grabs your leg. Make sure all your legal liability insurance is up to date as soon as possible.

This month your destiny wears a disconcerting turquoise and mauve colour scheme.

 
WHAT YOUR STAR SIGN SAYS ABOUT YOU... MORE COMEDY FROM theVoiceofReason.com
 

This feature is brought to you by theVoiceofReason.com

© theVoiceofReason.com 2000 onwards
 
Other Horoscopes for this month
Mar 20 - Apr 19
Apr 20 - May 19
May 20 - Jun 20
Jun 21 - Jul 21
Jul 22 - Aug 22
Aug 23 - Sept 21
Sept 22 - Oct 22
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Jan 20 - Feb 17
Feb 18 - Mar 19