Leo - November 2008 - Funny Horoscope

You will, unbeknownst to you, improbably help to develop a new mixed martial arts move when out food shopping around the 18th. Tomatoes will from thence forth have an edgy, pleasingly violent, quality and may introduce you to the wonder that is (karate chopped) tomato soup.

A suicidal housefly will attempt to end it all by flying into your mouth at breakfast one morning. Swallow it / don't swallow it it's up to you. Saturn suggests choking theatrically for half an hour: ignore him.

This month your destiny is abundant.

 
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