Gemini - November 2008 - Funny Horoscope

November 2008 will be a five star month in more ways than one.

How you interpret the above statement is up to you but Mars and Saturn both suggest a pleasingly luxurious hotel break at the end of which you should ensure you keep the dressing coat and slippers provided for your use in the room. Jupiter suggests going for a moonlit walk. Mercury suggests a beating down a dark alley is on the cards.

Cooking with seafood is particularly well starred this month but only at times of high tide - however beware Haddock and Cod in all of their forms.

Mars suggests buying a yacht or an expensive car on your credit card on the 24th.

 
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