A new toothpaste, mouthwash or soap that you try this month is set to introduce you to the world of your advertising inspired dreams where everyone is good looking, intelligent and welcoming. Yes, Jupiter is now very much on your side and the rest of the year will now zing with glamour, intelligent smiley conversation and pert bodies.

Goofy, the Disney cartoon character and not the person you have secretly nicknamed Goofy because of his protruding teeth, is set to influence a judgement this month that Mars has been trying to push for your consideration over the last three months. Embrace horticulture in all of its forms.

This month your destiny wears the shoes of an aristocrat but the hat of a performing monkey.