Aries - November 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Your financial situation will improve 0.2 or more this month as Mercury takes over the reins of your financial destiny. Jupiter's period at the helm over the last three years has left you so down in the dumps you might consider things can't get any worse. Well they might get cataclysmicly worse in the short term but Mercury will undoubtedly lead to well needed changes over the medium term. So, look on the bright side, and try to develop cockeyed optimism in any of its beguiling forms.

Dogs, especially dopily loyal ones who like hardluck cases, are set to provide moments of solace and cost effective joy this month. Saturn suggests that a box of doggie chocs always go down a treat.

A moment of buying inspired satanic possession will see you save over $10 on an internet shopping site. Well done.


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