Aquarius - November 2008 - Funny Horoscope

A misunderstanding involving a fish, a small yappy type dog and an ostrich is set to make this month zing with reappraised Discovery Channel type learning. Jupiter applauds from afar.

Stop by at a roadside diner after the 6th to get a free coffee refill with every meal.

Smoking cigarettes is badly starred around the 18th after a number of gas and chemical spills mysteriously coincide around you in a 'Final Destination' movie type way.

This month your destiny is like a double semi colon in a heavy shower.

 
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