Exotic pets, and ordinary mundane nibbly type pets, are well starred this month, favoring the exotic ones. Bamboo is clearly in the charts, and pets with cute small chewy teeth stand a 3% chance of tooth breakage. Do animals have dentists? We haven't a clue, probably best to check that your pet insurance is up to date because it sounds expensive to fix.

Saturn suggests you avoid cravats and neckerchief's, however brightly colored handkerchiefs could provide moments of levity in any pre and post nose-blowing situation.

This month you destiny wears the browny orange of a fake tan.