Taurus - May 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Sausages are well starred in family meals this month, perhaps in a sausage hot pot or you may even invent a new way to cook a sausage that you may try to patent later in the year. Sausages are Jupiter's favorite meal especially when served with mashed potatoes. Neptune is experimenting with vegetarianism at the moment so only eat veggie sausages if you want to get on his good side.

Oversized carrots are particularly well starred this month but not courgettes or parsnips. Beware brussel sprouts especially in soups and fancy dress costumes.

This month your destiny will become clear in the form of a loud pop or bang.

 
 

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