Scorpio - May 2008 - Funny Horoscope

We advised you last month to catch up on your sleep and this month you will be glad that you heeded our advice.

Have you ever seen the television show 24 which stars Keifer Sutherland? Well, the whole of May is going to be pretty much like 24 is for a single day. Pop to the supermarket to stock up on energy bars and food and drink you can consume while running and ducking from unexpected explosions.

The reason for your torrid month is because of an antagonism between Alpha Centuri and the Earth's moon. Remember that if the moon can control the oceans of the world you have little choice but to go with the flow...

 
 

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