Sagittarius - May 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Sun drenched beaches, drinkies with umbrellas in them and tasty savory nibbles, are this months highly starred activities.

The planets all favor drinks of a highly colored nature - favor bright mauve or yellow drinks with blue (not purple) umbrellas.

Jumping up and down on the spot is a favored exercise this month except if you live near an earthquake fault line.

An unexplained flying object in the sky is to blame for a number of electrical objects failing around the 13th, that and an aggressively arrogant Uranus.

 
 

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