Pisces - May 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Dangerous sports are badly starred this month, although having just said that, according to your planetary charts, this is the least worst month for dangerous sports for the rest of the year...

Skydiving, bungee jumping, point jumping, rock climbing and cliff diving are all badly starred, although throughout June and July they are critically badly starred, and in August they are double critically badly starred.

Buy a pair of warm slippers, drink lots of coco and go to bed early.

This month your destiny wears the smile of a hapless wench.

 
 

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