Libra - May 2008 - Funny Horoscope

News that a pyramid in Egypt is glowing is merely the latest sign that Jupiter is attempting to make contact with you.

Paper folding and paper cutting will come into your life unexpectedly this month. Unbeknownst to you, but beknownst to folding experts, you will perform a very rare fold that Monks in Tibet believe to be evil. Ensure your folded paper is not put on public show, at least until after the Beijing Olympics to be on the safe side.

This month your destiny wears the tongue and antlers of a stag.

 
 

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