Leo - May 2008 - Funny Horoscope

You will mishear a person who you believe has just made a serious and unnecessary blasphemy in front of children or old people. How you handle this situation could either make this month zing with opportunity, or, after a vicious verbal street fight, return you back to your usual dull nothing much happens around these parts rut.

Your hearing difficulty is primarily due to your ears coming under the influence of an angry Mars determined to show you who the boss is.

This month your destiny dresses in yellow fruits.

 
 

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