a cynic about most things, you rarely accept on face value
the advice given by horoscope columns. Up to a point this
has been a wise choice, however this month your ability to
separate the wrong from the likely will be hampered in a complicated
frenzy involving a popular boy band from times past.
month you will receive a sign from the planets involving
an old sock and a bottle or carton of milk. How this manifests
itself is unclear, however make your best effort to understand
this message as the future of capitalism in your world could
very much depend on it.
month your destiny wears the Hawaiian dress of a drunk fraternity