Capricorn - May 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Computers will strive to bring you down this month, especially Capricorn users still struggling along with Windows 98, and Vista Home Basic. Greet each bug with a happy sigh, which is pretty much all you can do if you are unfortunate enough to have Windows 98 because there really is no hope for you now that Microsoft have stopped supporting the operating system.

The reason Microsoft stopped supporting Windows 98 will become clear this month as Saturn's continued threat to bring the operating system down become reality in a series of bugs that defy logic.

DESTINY: Welcome shrimps and prawns into your life for they have a message if only you know how to read it.

 
 

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