Cancer - May 2008 - Funny Horoscope

A happy coincidence will help you connect the dots in a strange dot to dot puzzle that has been troubling you and a friend.

Checked shirts and baggy trousers will do their best to help perk up an otherwise dull month.

Venus has decreed that orange is well starred this month, especially when related to the fruit, however, dog droppings of this color that you find on the streets are poorly starred as the orange can mean that the poop is very old and scabby.

This month look to the old woman who has the right idea when it comes to cooking fish.

 
 

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