Aries - May 2008 - Funny Horoscope

You have been bogged down with trivia for much of the year so far, but this is about to change. Mercury has decided to up the ante in its attempt to tease all Aries onto the 'astral plane of creativity'. From 7th of the month you will be blessed with the highest form of crossword solving powers, and word search puzzles will be a breeze.

Long walks in the great outdoors are well starred, however weather patterns will be particularly unpredictable after the 20th. Take an umbrella even if you live in a part of the world that doesn't have rain. Pluto and Neptune are in alliance to ensure you get a drenching even if your country has been in a severe drought for many years - if you live in such a country avoid sewers, and people throwing buckets of water at you for no reason in particular.

 
 

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