Aquarius - May 2008 - Funny Horoscope

This month the planets predict a plate whizzing past your head, fractionally missing it, shouting, punching, and the possibility of vendettas.

But to most Acquarians such events are just the spice of life and you will smile philosophically as the machinations of the world machinate.

A woman in an apron, or it could be a very fat man, will welcome you into their kitchen a little too effusively for your liking. Jupiter is trying some Matrix style Oracle type thing here - don't eat the cookies.

This month a surprise will wear the skirt of the Hawaiian king.

 
 

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