Virgo - March 2008 - Funny Horoscope

This month, as a result of Neptune reacting with Pluto's far side, you will become much too sure of yourself on home improvement or car maintenance matters.

You are in severe danger of starting out on a repair project which is doomed in a slash and burn horror movie kind of way.

Enjoy any new found enthusiasm for organization and shrug off any skepticism from loved ones or neighbors, especially those to whom you owe money.

Make extra special attempts to put on your happy face when trying to convince people of your intentions. Screaming is ill starred, especially in hardware stores and when breakfasting on eggs.

This month your destiny will reveal itself in the form of a bird with wings.

 

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