Taurus - March 2008 - Funny Horoscope

That long intended, but not quite brought to fruition, invention, which will make you a million dollars and allow you to leave that job you hate, is being looked on favorably by Mars and, more importantly, the Earth's Moon this month.

Whilst you realize that other areas will suffer during your work on this inventing project, you should care not one jot about the repercussions (although best to ensure all bills are paid on time as a moment of late-payment-bruising is indicated by the Moon's occasional wobble on the 8th).

A seemingly inconsequential event will have untold consequences around the 17th-23rd.

This month destiny wears the dress of an old person.

 

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