Scorpio - March 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Mercury's enchantment of five of the Saturnian moons indicates house cleaning will succeed in a similar way as seen in the movie Mary Poppins but without the need for finger clicks, singing and hats. Dusting, polishing, vacuuming and even small house repairs including nailing pictures to walls, tightening screws in furniture and wallpapering, are amazingly well starred, virtually eliminating any prospect of failure.

Scorpionions who are wheelchair bound will be drawn to downhill dry land slaloming around the 18th. In spite of some initial skepticism on your part, you will find yourself well suited to your new found sport.

An argument involving a pet rabbit will be best handled before your daily medication until the 29th.

 

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