Pisces - March 2008 - Funny Horoscope

A major personality change, normally only associated with violent emotional upheaval or in soap operas, is set to provide wondrous, albeit complicated, opportunities for you over the coming weeks.

Your usual 'good listener' character attribute is set to be reversed, indeed, you will find it difficult to stop talking at times this month, even talking over other people when they have something to say - something you used to really hate.

Your planetary inspired rudeness may cost close friendships, especially as it is no longer possible for you to keep a secret. Any secrets you were told before your change just come flooding out at the slightest provocation (even a cup of tea will trigger it especially if drunk with a ginger or Digestive cookie after 2:30pm on the 23rd).

If you still have your job by the end of the month you only have Venus to thank.

 

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