Leo - March 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Accepting criticism has always made you fly into a blind fury, especially from those you trust. This month your fury will be tested to almost martial arts levels of skill.

Throwing things has always been a keen interest, and this month your talents will be noticed by a special agent looking for a person with your ability to shout-throw and then hit a target all in one fluid movement.

Kissing people of the same sex as yourself, including friendly European greeting kisses on each cheek all the way over to full-on homosexual-porn inspired ones, will excite an interest in lips and tongues in ways unimaginable at this point in time.

This month your destiny will wear the shoes of a mime and the hat of a Frenchman.

 

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