Cancer - March 2008 - Funny Horoscope

The Sun and Saturn are adjunct in the nanophase of their upper echelon - Behold your innovativeness and do not fear change!

Round-and-round or up-and-down rides at fairs are particularly well starred his month.

You will be unable to cause offense in any of its forms this month so talk slackly and, especially when drinking, enjoy the ability to say without fear the first thing that comes into your mind.

Eating shell fish is particularly badly starred until the 15th, however this does not include wearing fashionable shell fish based jewelry or hats which can be worn without fear of ridicule until well after the 18th of the month.

 

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