Aries - March 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Harvey, your imaginary 6ft tall bunny rabbit friend who follows you everywhere, will get himself into a pickle this month in ways too complicated to relate in this column. Suffice to say that even imaginary bunny rabbits require food and water and a safe place to toilet themselves.

Most of the month's problems will be best blamed on Harvey. Beware close friends in whom you have confided of Harvey's existence, they may seek to use this knowledge in an unfavorable light when matters of money or love are involved around the 21st.

Greet Saturn's rings with open arms whilst laying on your back in bed and the worst of the month will be over before you know it.

 

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